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May 23, 2013 at 10:02 PM

JediMasterCheryl

Inhabiting the Outer Rim since 2006

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Experienced the Jedi Trials in Wyoming where I came of age. David Letterman is correct; there is a lot to do there - more than most of you are doing or will have ever done...Outward Bound on a daily basis at times. Yes, I've met Dick Cheney - several... more »

Experienced the Jedi Trials in Wyoming where I came of age. David Letterman is correct; there is a lot to do there - more than most of you are doing or will have ever done...Outward Bound on a daily basis at times.

Yes, I've met Dick Cheney - several times in fact. Guess what? Qui-Gon Jinn also met Darth Sidious - he just didn't realize when he met him that he was a Sith Lord, too. It happens.
If you have to know, my lightsaber is purple. I like it - it cuts through stuff really well - better than a Ginsu knife at any rate.

It is also helpful to know that I am doing a PhD in History in Scotland and it's expensive! Furthermore, with no real Mexican food it's like being in the outer rim.

Send Canned, Diced Green Chiles please!

Stuck on Kessel...

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Hangin in a Scottish Castle....

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I'm Drunk

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Another one from the vault of my Vampir...

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Who the Fuckity fuck is Tony Sinclair?

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Brad & Angelina from Brandon Vestal

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Pedestrians from Brandon Vestal

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Mitch Hedburg: On The Edge from Dervy Gator

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Mitch Hedberg Spills His Guts from standupfan

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Jedi Pearls of Wisdom

Jedi needs a new car. from obbie

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Stabbing at Leia's 22nd Birthday from Studio 8 Entertainment

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Crispin Glover on Letterman from DavidLettermanFan

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Borat meets David Letterman from DavidLettermanFan

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Tom Cruise is crazy...on Letterman from DavidLettermanFan

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Making Fun of Scientology!

Let The Ridicule Begin.

Tom Cruise Scientology Interview (UNCUT!) from mswaim

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Tom Cruise Scientology-Constipation Video from iheartandy

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Tom Cruise... KNOWS from sequentialpictures

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JediMasterCheryl

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Good acting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ96Wq6XK_I

Here's my take on Mel Gibson everyone...

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You're probably not gonna watch it, but here goes anyway . . . check out WAYNE VS THE CONE:

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You're probably not gonna watch it, but here goes anyway . . . check out WAYNE VS THE CONE:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/442bc92cb6

its an epic live action cartoon about an office worker who gets into some trouble with an inanimate orange traffic cone. And please TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. Thanks!

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Genius

I just submitted a thesis chapter. ARGH!

I hope I don’t get asked to leave the uni…boo hoo…

Doubtful, though…they... more »

I just submitted a thesis chapter. ARGH!

I hope I don’t get asked to leave the uni…boo hoo…

Doubtful, though…they like my republic credits.

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I wonder if James Franco will let me borrow his cat carrier?

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I love you

You rock!! . . .i thought i might just tell you that.

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Genius

Got my PhD but I still need to borrow that cat carrier, Franco.

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I love you

Well...not in the 'biblical sense' love you, but damn Brandon, you are funny! :)

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Good acting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ96Wq6XK_I

Here's my take on Mel Gibson everyone...

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Genius

I just submitted a thesis chapter. ARGH!

I hope I don’t get asked to... more »

I just submitted a thesis chapter. ARGH!

I hope I don’t get asked to leave the uni…boo hoo…

Doubtful, though…they like my republic credits.

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ILLUSIONS

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Romance

ILLUSIONS

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Romance

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