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I'm a bartender and I have to say that the Bartender Hates You is the best... more »

I'm a bartender and I have to say that the Bartender Hates You is the best thing I have ever seen.
How many times have I wanted to do those things!!!
Other annoying bartender situations:
When you're busy and someone is flagging you down like you're a cab and when you finally get to them, they dont even know what they want!
When you give someone a buck change and they ask you to break it up so they can tip you. (seriously, I dont need a quarter that bad)
People who just turned of age this year and act flabbergasted when they get carded.
SOMETHING I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO, as a female bartender: When some douche bag drunk loser is trying to hit on me, I have always thought it would be fun to be like "You wanna fuck?" and then pull out a huge black strap on. and just jiggle it in front of their face so the head is rubbing on their mouth.