Anyone want to volunteer to guest judge yesterday's contest? In the meantime, here's a new pic for you to sink your teeth into.

Hello Friends,

I missed many of you while I was indisposed. It seems that the haiku contest was an important daily ritual, and I apologize profusely for taking it away. Here's an uplifting  pic that will hopefully remind you that all the effort in the world might still be wasted on a lost cause sometimes. Cheers!

So, last night I got to see President Obama come speak at ASU and then watch an awesome episode of Lost. I can now die happy. Just not like this guy.



Still waiting on winners, but FYI, I will be out of town next week, and the haiku contest may be more intermittent than usual.

Even as a vegetarian, I find this picture hysterical!



Americandodo tweets:

So many fabulous haiku's...but who's will I choose?...I know what your thinking, I should have been a rapper. ;) Without further B.S. from me, here are the winners, and it wasn't easy to choose...

GOLD: Krassanova

Ballet teaches skills
To be used later in life
Except for my wife :(

(Sad, yet so damn true, HAHAHA)

SILVER: lizardladyfla:

Flexibility
is ev'ry mans fantasy
this is tutu much

(This was awesome! Nice use of tutu, HAHAHA)

BRONZE: thedotrat:

Dial 1-8-0-0
S-E-X-O-F-N-S
Enter your name there

(Not only is this a great haiku, but that might actually be a real number =D)

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

JoeLeeThree:

It's our good fortune
We got here at the right time
Fresh catch of the day!

eyeguyron:

I was inspired
Test my flexability
Call 911 now

ClayJunky:

Dad these aren't damn trout
This stringer has four dead girls
Mom know about this

Krassanova:

What else can I do?
I'm bending over backwards.
Art imitates life.

This photo leaves me speechless. Hopefully, a few of you can come up with some words.



captainshenanigans decided to just declare a single winner today:

Winner
Americandodo
I took a wrong turn
They painted downtown today
Thanks a lot On Star

Sometimes, going green can be dangerous.



Jessicaligula rides in:
3rd goes to ClayJunky for:
you know what they say
about a chick with no ear muffs
What, I can't hear you

2nd goes to Gerhardguffaw for:
Mission accomplished
She hit the bullseye and won
A supply of thongs

1st goes to Captain Shenanigans for:
Aim at the target.
Gooood. Now hold it steady. Gooood.
I'll just stand back here.