Participation in this contest is at an all-time low. So, round up all your friends and threaten to do this if they don't play!



JoeLeeThree recounts (sic):

EVERY HAIKU WAS SUPERBE! SPREAD THE WORD , WE NEED MORE TALENTED PARTICIPANTS.

FOR THE GOLD: BROTHER DAVE AKA PHUKUHP
NEW BATTLESHIP GAME
IT GETS BORING IN COUNTRY
B TWENTY ONE, MISS

FOR THE SILVER: THE GEORGEOUS LIZARDLADYFLA
THIS IS A WAR GAME
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS BINGO
THEN IT BLEW MY MIND

FOR THE BRONZE: THE VERY TALENTED STRO32
SLOWLY MOVE YOUR FEET
HEARING THE OMINOUS BEEP
CLEANED UP IN A SWEEP

Feeling bored at work? Bring on the haikus.



phukuhp proclaims:

1. joeleethree...
Lifeguarding is cool
Great looking chicks everywhere
What kid in the pool?

2. lizzardladyfl...
I know c.p.r
wanna play lifeguard baby ?
I'll make you so wet

3. gerhardquffaw... Hey, check out that babe
Maybe I can twitter her
Before this dude drowns

honorable mention,Wi...
NICE BACK SACK LADY
I WOULD LIKE MY SACK TO BE
BOUNCING OFF YOUR CHIN

I LOVE HAIKUS...

I've been feeling a bit distracted lately. I think this guy can relate.



Lizardladyfla chimes in:

FIRST PLACE:phukuhp MOST ARE PRISON TATS
SPENT LOTS OF TIME IN THE POUND
NO ONE PHUKS WITH HIM

SECOND PLACE:sabre419 Some Tattoo Artists
Have the wrong idea about
"Poking Shaved Pussies"

3RD PLACE:narado My tattoo's were cool
When I was just a young thug
Latino's age hard

Ok. My attempts to backdate winners have failed. So, I am assuming the role of judge for yesterday's contest. The winner is lizardladyfla for:
I need a real man
one who can change positions
I'm so sorry Art
Lizzie, you get to judge today's contest with this lovely photo.

I'm going to work on getting us caught up on winners by tomorrow. Here's some new photography for you to haiku. No waiting.

I'm still recuperating and I start teaching summer semester today. So, here's a photo that needs haikuing. Winners and such to come.