We're finally caught up on winners. So, here's a scenario in which there can be no winners.



MPG79 inscribes:

#1 - phukuhp
humiliation,
homosexuality,
creativity.

i just wrote this cause it is a three word haiku. stupid gay cowboys.

#2 - lizardlady
I think I'll just Mooooooo
and milk it for all its worth
got any good Grass ??

#3 - chadder
it's all fun and games
until someone gets ass raped
by a big ass bull

I'll keep today's intro simple: WTF?



Jessicaligula fills in:

3rd place goes to WILLIBOY for: "FUNNY MUSICIANS
THE HORNS MUST CLEAN OUT SPIT TRAPS
SAY IT DON'T SPRAY IT"

2nd place goes to lizardladyfla for: "They were just hired
and still wet behind the ears
or they will be now"

1st place goes to mpg79 for: "Graduation Day
What was the final again?
Waterboarding School"

I'm still waiting on winners, but I couldn't delay the posting of this awesomeness.

So, ummm...Who else hates picture day?



The winners according to ME are:

Honorable Mention: Phukuhp
OH MY GOSH I AM
STARTING TO THINK IN HAIKU.
SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE.

All these months of hard work have finally paid off. My work here is finished.

Bronze:

Bronze: Drwho
We are Conehead kids
Let us have mass quantities
Or we will lynch you.

Coneheads and lynching references: I'm impressed!

Silver: jessicaligula
Let's put on a show!
You're not white enough
I'll be David Duke.

Probably the first time D.D.'s ever been mentioned in haiku form. Nicely done!

Gold: thedotrat
Makeup your minds soon
You can't be Gay and Racist
It just will not fly.

I think I actually saw an episode of Jerry Springer all about gay racists. Thank you for reminding me what a fucked up world we live in!

Alright, my kidney stone has passed. Kenny came for an awesome visit. And I won the last haiku contest. All in all, a great day. Plus, I didn't run into these folks.



mpg79 initials on the bottom line:

(as acceptance speech music drowns me out) I just want to state what an extreme honor it is to have won the last haiku contest…it was my first win ever…but the greatest privilege, as you can see, was to judge this next picture…it will forever be…seared into my brain…so thanks…

#1
Jason2k1 -
Believe it or not,
The incestuous Wilsons:
Not from Kentucky!

(I'm from KY, and well, this was just perfectly accurate)

Williboy -
YETI FAMILY
NOT QUITE RIGHT ON HOME SCHOOLING
CRAM FOR ORAL TEST

(hehe, oral cramming)

JoeLeeThree -
That's right my children
We are different from most
Stroke slowly Susie

(best use of 'Susie stroke' in haiku history)

I'm a bit ill; so, let me get right to it. Today's photo is courtesy of yesterday's winner, Phukuhp.



He also writes:

first, mpg...
Pissin in your tank
Good morning neighborhood watch
That's how I fill it

im kinda like this guy in my neighbor hood, thats why i loved it.

second,lizzardladyfl...
My car runs on beer
but it has to make pitstops
urine,and urout

a double twist in one haiku, marvelous...

third,sabre...
Grandpa's gone senile.
"That is a Mercedes Benz....
That's not your Depends."

yeah old guys drool...

honorable mention...
Gerhardguffaw
High octane urine
That's what they say is best for
my piece of shit car

and anyone who mentioned alsheimers...

well done...