Yesterday's contest firmly established that men and women will never understand each other. And while women invariably have the advantage when it comes to dating, there's at least one thing men can do that women can't...usually.



Gerhardguffaw chuckles:

BRONZE: JoeLeeThree

Men are so simple
Women are complicated
Man's chart says blowjob


SILVER: mpg79

But circle graph man...
Why is ignorance so grey?
Are you listening?!


GOLD: phukuhp

mathematicians
because they never get laid
point the obvious

How was everyone's 4th? I'm burnt to a crisp. Fucking Arizona sun. Anyway, I thought today's haiku should reflect something we often ignore: the sad truth.



Lizardladyfla shines the sun on:

3rd-phukuhp a whiskey river
going to the v.i.p.
hate to have to go

2nd-mpg79 Guaranteed to be
The toilet you wont forget
If you survive it

1st- Gerhardguffaw I must take a dump
Oh look, a VIP stall
For my royal ass

His captions always make me laugh,great haiku !

It's time for some potty humor.



6/25 Winners
Jessicaligula decrees:

3rd goes to FissureFilms for:
Cat loyal to beer
If you bring Anheiser Bush
She will claw your face

2nd goes to phukup for:
yea, bring me one too.
and while your in the kitchen
make us some pop corn.

1st goes to lizardladyfla for:
They had me declawed
and then next I was neutered
what else is there left ?

I was just thinking about classic TV shows. Besides for Saved by the Bell, I can't think of anything I miss more than The Smurfs.

Thanks to everyone who haikus here and a special thanks to all who voted for me in Thursday's FOD caption contest. If I win a t-shit, this is how I plan to celebrate.



Winners to be posted as soon as I receive them.

Y'know, I was always more of a dog person, but this photo makes me want to get a pet cat. Bring on the pussy and beer haikus!



Dave delivers an important message:

WINNERS (C'MON GUYS GET YOUR FRIENDS TO PLAY SO JASON KEEPS THE HAIKUS COMING)

FIRST> jessicaligula
Do not cross the streams
Unless Gozer is pissing
I've had too much beer

SECOND> mpg79
Pissing contest rules
Aim high and stay on your side
So hard not to look

THIRD> JoeLeeThree
The porcelain bowl
Serves mankind effectively
Contractors do not

HONORABLE MENTION...
lizardladyfla
I gotta pee-pee
and I see two urinals
move over Rover