As WSS would say, today, fun with statues. Of course, some people are having more fun than others.



We're finally all caught up on winners!

WILLIBOY decides who's the man:

1ST PLACE


JoeLeeThree Third world women have
A hard time understanding
How to use make up


HAHAHAHAHA THATS THE WAY I WOULD APPLY IT

2ND PLACE


Amy4Birds Hippies have it hard
When their armpit hair is blond.
Thank you, magic wand!


HAHAHAHA MORE ARMPIT

3RD PLACE

lizardladyfla A girl on the go
and she's making a pit stop
look,she has no class

HAHAHA CLASSLESS PIT STOP

 

Times are tough, and I've got some world traveling to do. Hope I don't run into this person.



Amy4Birds writes the following 4 you:

There were several fabulous cheetah haikus in the September 1 haiku contest. I almost didn’t write one myself because I was a little intimidated. Fortunately, I can immediately eliminate my entry -- not because of the obvious conflict of interest, but because it sucked. I hate judging because I liked a few that I haven’t “propped” here. But do we have room? No. Am I a pussy? Yes! (That’s in keeping with the theme. Get it?) Anyway, here goes …

HONORABLE MENTION to JoeLeeThree for:

While in Africa
Important to remember
Do not shit naked!

BRONZE to Eyeguyron for:

Cheetah got my pants
Damn there go my credit cards
This safari sucks

SILVER to Gerhardguffaw for:

He was in last place
But now that he is sans pants
We have a weiner!

A tie for GOLD between Willieboy and … Willieboy for:

He wants his pants back
Cause his balls are still in them
Ooohh, cat tongue is rough!

and

There’s one fast cheetah
Seven and one half zebras
And one naked ass.

Some days, religion takes your panties. Other days, nature takes your pants. Let's drum up some participation here, folks!



drwho laments:

Guess I am the judge. However there was a light turnout. Only a winner will be picked:

Amy4Birds
Bow your heads in shame
And pull down your underpants.
Wow! Hello, Kitty!

Sometimes, I think I should forget about college and go teach Catholic High School in Japan.



Lizardladyfla loves:

Gold:drwho It has been so long
Since I had passionate sex
What do I do next?

Bronze:jimbobalouie Deaf old fart was asked
To help tweak Fay's memory
Not her mammary

Silver:eyeguyron Here you go honey
Friday afternoon feel up
That's it til next week

Honorable mention:Rhiann0n Your doctor tells you
To check your breast once a month
I'll check yours daily ~ Free!

Way to go girl,your first haiku !!

Yesterday's humor was all about the young. So, today is devoted to the old.



WI... wishes congratulations to:

3RD PLACE

jimbobalouie Oh my gawd mommy
Soaps stuck in my ass again
One tug and its out

OH SHUT UP....YOU HAD ME AT TUG


2ND PLACE

drwho Take a little while
Guess who's the kitchen owner
It's Jeffrey Dahmer.

A KIDS MEAL FOR JD

1ST PLACE

lizardladyfla I'm a real good cook
but still in my infancy
is that Julia Child ?

JULIA CHILD.....PERFECT...BON APETIT
I CAN'T SPELL IN FRENCH, BUT THATS DEFINATELY NOT APE TIT

Who's hungry?



Gerhardguffaw softly proclaims:

BRONZE: LeatherShorts

And the moral is
If your girlfriend's a Piercer
Don't cheat and pass out

And if you do pass out, pray you don't wake up.


SILVER: drwho

No tattoos for me
I don't want to look stupid
You think I'm crazy?

And you know this guy doesn't want to look stupid.


GOLD: Wi...

HE LOOKS SO SURPRISED
USUALLY HE HAS TWO
BALLS SLAPPING HIS CHIN

This was too funny because he does look surprised.