Jessicaligula writes:

I enjoyed them all! Everyone did an excellent job which is why it was hard for me to choose my favorites.

First goes to MacSpruce for:
Tits ahoy, matey!
As captain of this vessel,
I say: thar she blows!

Second goes to willisthemaster for:
She knew what to do
To stop Rod from singing more,
Pull her boobie out

Third place goes to phukuhp for:
your away at sea
what you see is what you get
make the most of tit.

A big thanks to jason2k1 for hosting this.
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A big your welcome and a big thanks to all of you for playing. Congratulations MacSpruce. If you're really excited to judge, you might look something like this:

LizardLadyFla writes:

It was a tough crowd to judge,and I loved my Tiara for the day.This is another fun game for us FODders to play,You rock jason2k1 !
#1-jessicaligula..I cant look Away
Is it the weird camel toe ?
or the awesomeness ?.....Truly funny and awesome at the same time !
#2-Phukuhp-SAID WITH A LAFF,I
CUT THEM IN HALF,THE PAY IS
MUCH BETTER FOR TWO.....very witty,and I can't stop looking at Super Dudes split crotch
#3-MacSpruce-Up,up,and awaaaaay...
Hmm,the gravity really sucks
Guess I'll have to walk.....It did'nt look like this Superman wanna be was going any where to soon
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Congratulations Jessicaligula. Enjoy judging the haikus. A jury might need to judge the folks in this picture.

The Haiku contest fun continues. Hope you're all checking out ClayJunky's Would You Rather contest, too!

Narado writes:

Glad to be presenting tonite after my win. It was truly an honor just to be nominated. Let's cut the Oscar crap and get to the winners!

1st: lizardladyfla

I like Cracker-Jack
Theres always a toy suprise
But they really suck

Maybe I was biased on this one because the joy of looking for the Cracker Jack surprise mixed with the subsequent disappointment of opening it(every f-ing time!) caused me to grow up too fast.

2nd: willisthemaster

I love Easter time
it is full of joyous treats
yum, human filled egg

Golden statues, Asians, Christians, and Rabbit Mythology. Need I say more?

3rd: MacSpruce

Great, small, rich or poor
We all like to get hammered
On Saturday nights

My drinking experiences involve a very diverse group of people. Nuff said!


Congratulations lizardladyfla. The tiara is yours til Tuesday.

I'm really enjoying this. I hope you all are, as well.



Phukuhp writes:

WAS LATE FOR A DATE
SORRY FOR MY TARDINESS
AND THE WINNERS WAIT...

1ST= "NARDO"
I WENT TO RACERS
AND DALLASBURG BAPTIST CHURCH
GOT BAPTISED BY FIRE.
JUST LOVED THIS ONE AND THE DOUBLE ENTANDRE.

2ND= "JIMBOBALOUIE"
ON THE ROAD TO HELL
JESUS MAY SAVE SOMETIMES, BUT
RACERS ARE FASTER.
THAS RIGHT JIMBO....

3RD= "McSPRUCE"
DONT NEED MY EYES FIXED
I CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE I'LL
BE WITHIN THE HOUR.
I CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING AND I LIKE IT...

ALL OF YOU WERE GREAT,
I WISHED I COULD PICK YOU ALL,
Y'ALL SHOULD HAVE WON.

CUDOS
DAVE


Now, all hail Narado. Now, all impress Narado.

A hearty thanks to those who have posted and commented. We are off to a really great start with this thing.

LeatherShorts writes:

Wow. Bestiality, Big Words and Britain. Bangers and Mash to everyone and thanks to Jason for letting us play. And the Tony goes to…

The man in ALL CAPS with a liver the size of Texas, Phukuhp.
Solid from start to finish, with a double meaning.
THE DRIVER DID SAY
YOUR TRUNK MUST BE IN THE REAR
THATS ANOTHER TALE

2nd jessicaligula
Rhyming and off the beaten path, brrrrrilliant.
The elephant blues
Pacaderms with whiskey urns
Take me to the bar

3rd roblee;
Hallucinating is funny. Some of my heartiest laughs were under the influence.
I ate shrooms last night
Elephants haunt my morning
Did you see that shit?

Honorable mentions:
Jimbo for Who stole my peanuts- I love the thought of an elephant on a revenge mission.
hairlesspet for joining the circus- Liked the idea of the elephant explaining himself with some wit.
bg6 for Only in the U.K. - yeah, W and many of our leaders have completely missed it, but our neighbors across the Atlantic have more than their fair share of, to quote Monty Python, “Wankle Rotary Engines”.
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Now quit your congratulatin' and get back to haiku'in'.

Well, that was fun. Thank you to all who posted. After much deliberation, I award the crown to LeatherShorts for:

Just like you told me
I planted them in her ass
Oh I see my bad.

LeatherShorts, you are judge for the day. Congratulations!

Now, everyone show LeatherShorts what you can do with this.