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Jason's Haiku Contest 9/21

I believe that the children are our future...unless snakes get to them first.



lizardladyfla hisses:

Bronze- ClayJunky Since I was thirteen
My princess boner raged on
Get out of my head!

Silver- jams3kds Wow chastity belts…
Chewbacca can open them
He has the wooKEY

Gold- New show in Dubai
Deal or No Deal harem style
Lots of camel toes
 
jason2k1

Jason's Haiku Contest 9/18

This one's for all your Star Wars geeks.



bigjas found these epic:

Bronze
WI
THE BLIND BLACK MAN SAID
SHITHOUSE DOOR ON TUNA BOAT
OR DID I JUST FART?

Silver
jam3kds
It's been a while huh...
can't remember how it smells?
take a whiff of these

Gold
lizardladyfla
Want some lingerie?
It's all i have to offer
and it's scratch n sniff
 
jason2k1

Jason's Haiku Contest 9/16

Some people really inspire me when it comes to giving.



Jimbobalouie is jubilant over:

BRONZE
JoeLeethree

Peyote can be
Really good, but be aware
There are side effects

SILVER
Lizardladyfla

Here's your happy meal
you supply the special sauce
enjoy with relish.

GOLD
Bigias

A pair of whoppers
Staring at me in the face
Hope she has tight buns

 
 
jason2k1

Jason's Haiku Contest 9/14

Today's picture almost makes me want to give up being a vegetarian.



JoeLeeThree celebrates:

Bronze:jessicaligula
She appreciates
fine art with the best of them
but this comes up short.

Silver:eyeguyron
Strangest tasting dick
Not sure what's wrong here since I
Forgot my glasses

Gold:jimbobalouie
Some fellatio
May Cause chipped teeth and overbites
Caution is required
 
jason2k1

Jason's Haiku Contest 9/12

Don't you just hate it when crustaceans go to war?



We're behind on winners. Start sending me you picks, please.
 
jason2k1

Jason's Haiku Contest 9/10

I'll have what's behind door #1.



Waiting on winners.