Hey friends: As you know, I've been pretty sick (Trust me: you don't want the details), and life on my end has been all kinds of shit. So, please cheer me up with some good haikus. I also need a volunteer to judge. First person to post winners on my page gets the job.

Today's picture proves that even architects can have a sense of humor.

Things have been a little rough on my end the last little while, but my health is slowly and steadily returning. I am sorry to everyone who gets a kick out of the contest. Here's a new photo to tide y'all over, and I'll do my best to become an active participant on this site once I'm fully to it.

It looks like Wii Fit found its net spokes-model.



Anyone want to be a guest judge? I am on my way out of town again Thursday night. Who knew life as a professor/pimp would be so demanding?

Women always have an advantage when it comes to making friends.



This will have to tide you over for a while until I get back from my next cross-country trip. Toodles.

Sorry things ave been a little slow lately. I'm traveling quite a bit for research these days. I'll post some winners later today.

Isn't it nice to see that bowling isn't just for rich people anymore?



drwho diagnoses:

I guess I am the judge today.

Thankfully, this time there are enough to go with Win, Place, Show.

Show
bigjas
Release my serpent
My wife wants a new baby
I meant trouser snake

Place
jimbobalouie
A young Snake Pitkin
Thought of escaping New York
Whilst shitting his pants

Win
chadder
so this would explain
my beautiful wife brenni's
fear of snake-like things