jason2k1

I know you're not here anymore, neither am I, but I came back to tell you I finally watched the last episode of LOST (yes, Clay made... more »

I know you're not here anymore, neither am I, but I came back to tell you I finally watched the last episode of LOST (yes, Clay made fun of me) and let me just say, WTF?!

Anyway, take care my friend...we miss you.

Rumors suggest that American Idol's Simon Cowell will be replaced by... more »

Rumors suggest that American Idol's Simon Cowell will be replaced by Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. When Al Gore heard that his favorite show was willing to hire an agining, sex-crazed hasbeen, he wondered why no one had thought to call him first.

I am aware of men as old as 35 using the sock trick. There may even be... more »

I am aware of men as old as 35 using the sock trick. There may even be older guys who do it, but not counting Phukuhp, I don't have many senior citizen friends.

I just can't imagine what bulge (i.e. limp dick size) indicates, even in conjunction with any of these other factors. It amazes me that women can ever find this surpising. They think if they put a small flacid penis in their mouth, it will stay that way. Then, they're shocked (pleasantly, perhaps?) when they're able to gag on the thing.