Hardcore alcoholic and nicotine addict. Living under a bridge down by the mother fucking river bitches; in of all places Tokyo. Love to stay up all night drinking Suntory Whiskey smoking Lucky Strikes and chasing them all down with some Asahi tall boys. Goood times. Part time writer, full time bullshiter. Have a pile of used condoms that stands about 3 feet high currently in the closet of my apartment really should look into getting rid of those.