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Random facts about me... ...I'm an Aquarius...I'm a boxer brief guy, would free ball it but I have kids and hate chafing ...I would love to wear shorts year round…I hate the fact that it actually gets cool enough down here for pants a few weeks outta the year…...Like ketchup over catsup...Onion rings over fries...flame broiled burgers over fried...prefer CNN over FOX...I am anal over how the dishwasher gets filled...I like ice cubes over crushed ice...I can’t stand the font Times New Roman….or win people use words incorrectly…I enjoy doing a good deed like letting someone merge in traffic…can’t stand when people don’t wave “thanks” in traffic…can’t stand eye hockey…I love Louisiana…I hate humidity…I hate irony even more...I can’t stand getting those painful bumps on my tongue…I love the feeling a good sneeze gives me…I hate having to change the batteries on something…I love finding a parking spot close to a store…can’t stand it when someone has left a shopping cart in the middle of that spot…I loved watching Bozo the clown as a kid…clowns creep me out now…love going to my favorite restaurant…can’t stand it when people who sit down after us get waited on before us…I can’t stand people who get uptight about correct grammar…I “could” care less…I love movie theatre popcorn…I hate getting a kernel stuck in my gums and then having to spend the rest of the movie digging it out…can’t stand people who put…at the end of every comment they make…I hate when they get your food order wrong…I like a good latte…can’t stand latte art..I love Hitchcock films…I don’t like people that always like to talk like Capt. Kirk or people who only know how to dance like a robot…I love fried okra…I hate boiled okra…I like Diet Coke…I can’t stand Diet Pepsi…I love it when people funny a good caption…I hate it when they die bomb the great ones…

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