Lmao

Funny as hell!

"Phonanism" (n) onanism that occurs over the phone. See also http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1ecff15a32/brocabulary-101-from-brocabulary

That changed my life! Amazing!

I think you said play with my balls. Is this correct?

One of my all time faves!

Man this is so gross...and wrong...but i laughed...

"oh oh wow, you're so stiff"

pearl necklace complete... ha!

lmao

Pearl necklace? I don't even know what that is! I'm pretty sure you just said you want my dick in your ass. Do you like it?

Oh man...HILARIOUS!

pearl necklace complete

how to make a girl cry during sex: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c4a5472631

lol.. I just can't stop laughing at this! :D

lol.lol.lol

hells yeah! hot damn! nice work! lol

Love the computer voice phone sex! Very funny!!

that was awesome.

“pearl necklace complete”, that’s classic.

lol