jamesj

Today I puked again on the way to work. I will now describe the puke. Thick texture, light yellow, and bad aroma. Anyway, once again, 2 questions came to mind: 1 Am I puking because I stayed out drinking and watching the Celtics til 1:30 a.m. and devoured drinks and pizza slices all night? OR 2 Am I puking because I'm sick of going to work?

On the way to work today as I was pulled over on the side of the road puking my guts outI had 2 questions. Here they are:

1. Why are there peppers in my puke? And more importantly;
2. Are those peppers?

I'M NOT CALLING THIS A SHITTY BLOG BECAUSE THAT CHICK ISPOOPING, IT'S JUST THAT I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT A BLOG IS OR WHAT IT'S PURPOSE IS. I REALLY DON'T AND I KNOW THAT'S PATHETIC CONSIDERING THIS IS 2008. TO STICK WITH THE THEME OF THE TITLE OF THE BLOG HOWEVER, I WILL ATTEMPT TO NAME 20 DIFFERENT WAYS TO NAME SHIT AND I PROMISE I WON'T GOOGLE IT. HERE IT GOES: 1- DUNG 2- FECES 3- POOP 4- SHIT 5- CRAP 6- CLEVELAND STEAMER 7- DIARREAH 8- TURD 9- ASS MUD 10- B.M. 11- DUECE 12- ...

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