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I love funny shit!!! Sometimes the stupidest shit makes me laugh. I don't really laugh at farts as much as I used to, but I recognize their presence as legendaru, just like Babe Ruth or Abe lincoln of comedy noises. I would classify my sense of humor as a very strange. I would also class...
more >I love funny shit!!! Sometimes the stupidest shit makes me laugh. I don't really laugh at farts as much as I used to, but I recognize their presence as legendaru, just like Babe Ruth or Abe lincoln of comedy noises. I would classify my sense of humor as a very strange. I would also classify my penis as very strange. I'm just seeing if you're still paying attention. One thing I've never had is a pair of brass knuckles or a butterfly knife, so if anyone would like to make a young man's dream come true you can can send the weapons to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500.
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by jamesj, Friday June 13, 2008
Today I puked again on the way to work. I will now describe the puke. Thick texture, light yellow, and bad aroma. Anyway, once again, 2 questions came to mind:
1 Am I puking because I stayed out drinking and watching the Celtics til 1:30 a.m. and devoured drinks and pizza slices all night?
OR
2 Am I puking because I'm sick of going to work?
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