Hello. I'm Jacob Anselmi.
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I'm 6'4" 175 pounds, brown hair and eyes, love extremely long walks on the beach, reading poems and finger painting, I really enjoy family time, and kids are too precious, and I have a twenty inch cock. ? Wait, did that just come out, wow. I could just go back and delete it, but I want p...
more >I'm 6'4" 175 pounds, brown hair and eyes, love extremely long walks on the beach, reading poems and finger painting, I really enjoy family time, and kids are too precious, and I have a twenty inch cock. ? Wait, did that just come out, wow. I could just go back and delete it, but I want people to know, hell, I want the world to know. Although, it's not fact, it's still amazing to try and visually see "it" right.. twenty inches...
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