Article Concerns for Bieber
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by Jake Mustian
Justin Bieber's crazy behavioral change explained.
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Picture Daughtry Combines Passion With Whiplash
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Chris Daughtry was ticketed last night after he accidentally rear-ended another driver. This is wreck #3 for the badass ballad singer due to him inadvertently closing his eyes and singing every ti...
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Picture Why double dates suck - Now Internation...
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North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-un and Dennis Rodman hit it off, however, two rows back Rodman’s friend Sean and Jong-un’s cousin Ping both seemed to regret going on the double date.
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Picture ABC brings back a remake of it's hit Li...
Added ABC brings back a remake of it's hit Life Goes On
Corky is a teenage Wookie with Down Syndrome who teaches a thing or two about life to the normal Wookies on the planet Kashyyyk.
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Article NBA - Battle between the Warriors & Pac...
Added NBA - Battle between the Warriors & Pacers
by Jake Mustian
Parents live vicariously throw their kids who play in the NBA.
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Article Big Night at the Oscars, as One Flew Ov...
Added Big Night at the Oscars, as One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
by Jake Mustian
Aging Harrison Ford flips out after hearing that the "Blade Runner" killed his girlfriend.
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Rating: 50% Funny
Picture Natural Selection 1, Coke and Obesity 5...
Added Natural Selection 1, Coke and Obesity 500 Million
In related news, Natural Selection has come out of retirement and is going to make it’s way from New Zealand to the US in a few short days. The only potential downfall for Natural Selection is th...
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Picture The Ability to Predict Fatness
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The psychic at Mystic Visions has an uncanny ability to predict future obesity for the patrons who eat next door.
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Article Academia Cart Before the Horse
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by Jake Mustian
Sixty Harvard students were disciplined for cheating on a test for Intro to Congress. In a few years they'll run for Congress.
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Picture Obituaries
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Glen Reynolds, the presumed originator of the well-known phrase, “It’s not what you know, it’s whom you know,” died today at the age of 84. Reynolds is said to have died a bitter man due to never ...
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