Hall of Fame
I was born. I then starting growing into the commanding figure I am today. I eat, breathe, piss, shit, sweat, and orgasm. I wear shirts with the day of the week written on the front to simplify things for myself. If you ever ask me if I wear my Saturday shirt on a Wednesday, I'll stab you where you stand. I played 8 years of minor league baseball. All that means now is that I have my own baseball cards and you don't. So suck on that.