- I'm a guy who works attends IUPUI, works at the Indianapolis Zoo and the Natatorium, works out 4 times a week for an hour at a time and just tries to stay out of trouble. - People assume I'm funny. They see my size, my hair and my face and...
more »- I'm a guy who works attends IUPUI, works at the Indianapolis Zoo and the Natatorium, works out 4 times a week for an hour at a time and just tries to stay out of trouble.
- People assume I'm funny. They see my size, my hair and my face and instantly connect me with John Belushi, Chris Farley, That guy from Lost, John Candy or Jonah Hill. If I had a dime for every time I heard "Oh man, you look like that kid from Superbad" I'd be the second richest person on the planet. I always wish I had a snappy come back to that line. So far no luck!
- I pride myself on my individuality in my humor, I try to not make my self like the others. I like to be different.
- I'm a writer by nature, I'm a horrible speller, my grammar sucks, my writing mechanics could use work and I have a bad case of writers block. 24/7.
- I love sports, including basketball / soccer / swimming / Indy Car / Bowling / Foot ball / Baseball / cat juggling and any sport that has a woman in a bikini!
- I think that men need to treat women with more respect, while they may have smaller brains, they use more of it, making them 10 times smarter then us! Any man who disrespects women shouldn't have the respect of men either.
- I think that Babies, sheep, Goats and cats are always plotting to take over the world.
- I believe that animals have souls
- I am a card carrying conservative and have been for the past 10 years, if you can't see past that then don't waste my time.
- People have said that I should do stand up, I personally disagree.
- I've been told that I am a good singer, I disagree!
all in all, I'm pretty bad ass! « less
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