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Oh shit!! This isn't eHarmony?!?!

Well ladies, I'm a romantic at heart....I enjoy public nudity while the sun sets, and during sunrises too....together we can enjoy the goodness of feeling, like the kind of feeling you feel after one of those farts that are strong and silent.....you know, the kind where you actually see your stomach recede because you just released a large volume of poo-air from your belly....yeah.....that kind of feeling that makes you not want to move at all......because you don't want the wet spot on the bed to get cold....ultimate relaxation.....that's the pinnacle of love right there.....the kind of trust you feel like when a man and woman unite in sexual congress whilst one or both are defecating......that is heaven on Earth, the taste of which so fleeting on my lips......