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Hear the story behind Sarah Palin being the mother (not true) of Bristol Palin's child. But the "bridge to sex education... more >

Hear the story behind Sarah Palin being the mother (not true) of Bristol Palin's child. But the "bridge to sex education" is going noww here. See parisspeak < less

Vogue model Sarah Palin has taken on a new JOHN. This one is an old man she only visited once. But looks good for this b... more >

Vogue model Sarah Palin has taken on a new JOHN. This one is an old man she only visited once. But looks good for this beauty pageant winner. VP Vogue Photo spread! I'd rather have Paris. "like a virgin, when your HEART BEATS, OR MAYBE WHEN YOUR JOHN'S DOESN'T BEAT" THEN WHAT, BABE! < less

Now on Itunes: Cannes, France [May 20, 2008] -- Pop Your Panties With Paris, Lindsay and Nicole is getting noticed in th... more >

Now on Itunes: Cannes, France [May 20, 2008] -- Pop Your Panties With Paris, Lindsay and Nicole is getting noticed in the Short Film Corner as part of the 61st Annual Cannes Film Festival. The parody music video that impersonates the rehab of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie has already won two major awards at the New York International Independent Film and Video Festival (NYIIFVF) for Best Direction, Best Short Video and Best Music. Parody4Charity produced the 4-minute short to support, Media4Humanity a New York-based charity working towards eliminating human trafficking. The film stars Ashley Michaelsen, Tiffany Lee and Kimberly Magness and features the voice of famed vocalist Zelma Davis (C + C Music Factory), singing “Plastic Paris,” a catchy and clever spoof of the country classic "Plastic Jesus.” The song parodies the trio's mission as they seek image rehabilitation. The reaction from Cannes attendees is "overwhelming" says Itsi Atkins the film's writer and producer. The film appears in the Short Film Corner under index number 1803, along with nightly mobile screenings from “Cannes in a Van," the world's smallest mobile cinema at the world's largest film festival! www.cannesinavan.com. www.popyourpanties.com < less

Paris Hilton's big charity trip to Rwanda is not going to happen as reported on Oct. 25th. Maybe at the last moment wh... more >

Paris Hilton's big charity trip to Rwanda is not going to happen as reported on Oct. 25th. Maybe at the last moment when the press is not scheduled to arrive, she will suddenly be appear in Rwanda. Now she announces she is wants to be President. See Pop Your Panties on itunes We know what Paris is up to and she needs a new charity. so download POP YOUR PANTIES from itunes. < less

“Joe & Jill Go up the HILL” Commentary by Osama Bin Biden Political wives Jill and Michelle are too HOT. The Whitehou... more >

“Joe & Jill Go up the HILL” Commentary by Osama Bin Biden Political wives Jill and Michelle are too HOT. The Whitehouse is too big a spotlight for them to both share. So enjoy the “Jack and Jill” redo and remember Slick Willy still calls the shots. Joe and Jill went up the HILL, to fill the VP slot. Joe fell down and broke his crown, and Jill went off with Barack. Then Joe and Jill went up the HILL, and Michelle high fived them both. Barack said, “Joe, I want you to know, that Jill is really HOT.” So Joe and Michelle went down the HILL, and watched the scandal grow. Barack and Jill got slick Willy Bill, to open that White House door. They saw the desk where the President sits, and checked the love seat too. but when some interns came to call, Jill said, “Screw You Two!”. So Barack and Bill went up the Hill, with smiles and a rapid gait. They found a girl dressed in Blue, and made a political "date". So Monica lives, The VP job filled, And Bill has saved the day. Barack and Bill stay on the HILL, For the next 8 years I say. And find the job a loving chore, WE HEAR THEY BOTH TURNED GAY! itsiatkins@gmail.com < less