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"Sometimes to get this controller to work, you need to bang it a few times."Made me laugh out loud, good one.
This is not the kind of "carrying me over the threshold" that she had in mind.
He said, "let's go clubbing... then back to my cave."
"Taking out the trash... the white trash!"
That's not how he see's her, but that how she really is.
Illegal land squatters
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