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May 24, 2013 at 11:26 AM
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Kelley Johnson

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I was raised in the 80's so I feel as though I may be mad: TURN ONS: da funk, herbal medicine....,world peace and vanilla ice cream. TURN OFFS: giving birth, canned meats, the word "pus" and injustice. WORDS OF WISDOM: 1. If you find a can... more »
I was raised in the 80's so I feel as though I may be mad:
TURN ONS: da funk, herbal medicine....,world peace and vanilla ice cream.
TURN OFFS: giving birth, canned meats, the word "pus" and injustice.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
1. If you find a can of clams on your doorstep after a party, don't eat them until your sure you're ok.
2. Always look a Pit Bull in the eye, if that doesn't get his goat, poke him with something sharp. This always works.
3. Always trust what the American Government tells you. They never lie.
4. Don't let the man get you down. « less

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