Hello. I'm Kelley Johnson.
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I was raised in the 80's so I feel as though I may be mad:
TURN ONS: da funk, herbal medicine....,world peace and vanilla ice cream.
TURN OFFS: giving birth, canned meats, the word "pus" and injustice.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
1. If you find a can of clams on your doorstep after a party, don't eat...
more >I was raised in the 80's so I feel as though I may be mad:
TURN ONS: da funk, herbal medicine....,world peace and vanilla ice cream.
TURN OFFS: giving birth, canned meats, the word "pus" and injustice.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
1. If you find a can of clams on your doorstep after a party, don't eat them until your sure you're ok.
2. Always look a Pit Bull in the eye, if that doesn't get his goat, poke him with something sharp. This always works.
3. Always trust what the American Government tells you. They never lie.
4. Don't let the man get you down.
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by Kelley Johnson, Sunday March 15, 2009
Okay, so...I love alot of things in life, comedy being one of them for a variety of reasons. Since we're on Funny or Die, and I don't really think philosophy is in order here, I can save that for Facebook. BUT, on a different level, I have been intrigued by Roasts since I was a kid, since I'm 41, that wasn't alot until the last few years.
I was under the impression that being roasted, in the whole comedy "game", was like an EXTREME honor. Kinda like an achievment award for COMEDIANS. (The roas...
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