I have been happily (mostly) married for twenty-nine years to the same tolerant person. We have no children, but we have a lot of pets. We have lived in our home here on three acres the entire time. We are about thirty-five miles west of Nashville, amid beautiful rolling hills and ancient white oaks. I love God and all His magnificent creations. I tend to have a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor that has gotten me in trouble more than once in my life. I am unbelievably NEW to the internet... a little over a year. In my younger days, I was too busy to "surf the web" I never dreamed there was SO MUCH STUFF OUT THERE! Most of it NOT SO GOOD!!! I am viewing all these new sites as an experiment...I am trying to understand what makes people, especially young people, "tick" so to speak. I really don't watch many of the videos on here because they are too raunchy for my tastes. I yearn for more innocent times! OH WELL!!