HenryBadger

When I was six I moved here from Wisconsin. My blood is made up of richard gere's spit and blood i borrowed from anna nicoles dead son. I love doing mel gibson flavored cocaine and jerking off while I watch myself in the mirror. I am addicted to spiders.... more »

When I was six I moved here from Wisconsin. My blood is made up of richard gere's spit and blood i borrowed from anna nicoles dead son. I love doing mel gibson flavored cocaine and jerking off while I watch myself in the mirror. I am addicted to spiders. I keep a bag of clipped cat toenails in my underwear drawer. I once tied 37 pairs of shoes in under a minute. I one told a member of god smack that his music saved my life. World spelled backwards is Peace. I once asked a women if I could hold her baby and then I dropped it over a chainlink fence and watched it get eaten by a pack of stray dogs. The only way to achieve an orgasm is through pain. I press my boner against a hot light bulb. I love alanis morrisette and books on how to cook the best southern barbecue. Sometimes both at the same time. Come on baby, Rape is surprise sex. « less