Hello. I'm harniss.
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Been doing standup since 'o2. The comedy scene in Dallas is filled with some very dedicated up and comers. Guys hitting open mics 4 nights a week grinding it out. I could put together ten dudes nobody has ever heard of and wreck any city in the country.
Scripts take up even more of my ti... more >
Been doing standup since 'o2. The comedy scene in Dallas is filled with some very dedicated up and comers. Guys hitting open mics 4 nights a week grinding it out. I could put together ten dudes nobody has ever heard of and wreck any city in the country.
Scripts take up even more of my time than comedy. I have 3 features under my belt with one on the way. Working on a pilot as well. JJ Abrams is my hero...Writers are Gods, we are creator, without us there is nothing!
Oh yeah, I'm a software headhunter to pay the bills...If you can code and want a raise, holler at me!!! < less
Hometown: Boston
Current City: Dallas Mutha F'in Texas Y'all!!!
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United States of America
URL: funnyordie.com/harniss
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by harniss, Wednesday October 1, 2008
Dallas Area Rapid Transit...Yes indeedy folks, certainly one of the snappier gov't acronyms I've come across. And I ride the shit out of it. Not the buses mind you, it's not that I mind the smell of dirty people or McDonalds, it's when the smells combines that I get surly. Just the rail. And don't patronize me, I know it's not the coolest. My friends and co-workers all give me the same line.
"It's just like driving, we both get to the same place." Oh yeah? Did you pick up any homeless dudes th...
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