I am a writer and performer from Baltimore, Maryland. I co-host a live television show called "Whalehammer" with my friends Aladdin and Jackson. Currently, I live in a lavish mansion in the Fort Greene neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York with a $10,000 Scottish Terrier named Nelly and more than forty books. In the future, I hope to be the first space geologist to be fired for heresy, then re-hired for perjury. Enjoy my videos!