Larry decided that you don't get one...because you're not a big enough fan.

And by that I mean you don't weigh enough.

Yes, I agree with Larry. Continuity is important here on Franks and Beans.

I kove that you changed your pic. Good move.

How are you dealing with your newfound fame? I’ve also just immortalized you in our latest blog, which will probably be up in a day or two.

Hey man, send Larry your address, and we’ll be sure to get your a medium Tree Hugger t-shirt.

Now that I think about it, you could probably wear it to rob a bank or something, and either Larry or I would get arrested because we have videos online where we’re either talking about it or wearing it.