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Hard-Ass Pterodactyl

is hurling tennis rackets at small moving objects with incredible accuracy...

I am a dynamic figure. My list of accalades is long and fairly remarkable. While I am best known for my unique ice sculptures and chinese architectural designs, I've also done work in fassion. My orignal line of corduroy evening wear made critics swoon across the globe. I once baked 20 minute brownies in 17 minutes. In my spare time I have been known to remodel train stations. Making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.