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Jun 18, 2013 at 10:01 PM

Handsomepaul72

HELP! WIFE WANTED!! LARGE REWARD OFFERED!!!

Member: for almost 2 years
Location: Elgin, Illinois
About: I'm a 38 year old guy who's never had a girlfriend ... Ever ... And I'm willing to donate 50% of my income (For one year) to the favorite charity of the person who can introduce me to my future wife ... No joke!

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