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HAL 9000

is currently monitoring humans in their pursuit of humor.

HAL 9000 HAL 9000

I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.