Jesus Rises From The Dead And Sees Shadow; 6 More Weeks of Spring by HAHAJKDOTCOM Jesus helped the world celebrate Good Friday today by emerging from his tomb to predict how many more days of Spring are left.
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Christmas Tree Left in Street For Dead; Tree Violence Up Following Holidays by HAHAJKDOTCOM Early Sunday morning, a Christmas tree that once stood proudly and decorated in a living room close to the window, was found dead, face down in a gutter outside a Los Angeles home.
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Zombies Unhappy With ‘Walking Dead’s’ Portrayal of Them; Stage Protest at AMC by HAHAJKDOTCOM Los Angeles, California (HAHAJK) — Millions of excited viewers tuned in to watch the Season 2 premiere of AMC’s “The Walking Dead” Sunday, but there were some who weren't too happy.
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Man’s Day Ruined After iPhone Update Removes Angry Birds Rio by HAHAJKDOTCOM Goldmann Sachs employee Dwayne Johnson, made it clear to other coworkers in his downtown Chicago workplace that he may not be able to focus, following an update to his iPhone that deleted his Angry...
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N.J. Governor Chris Christie Announces Running For ‘Anything’ Could Kill Him by HAHAJKDOTCOM Trenton, New Jersey (HAHAJK) — New Jersey Governor Chris Christie on Tuesday announced he would indeed not run for president, because that fact remains that a man of his size may die if he ran for ...
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NFL Forgets To Remind Detroit Lions to Suck for 2011-2012 Season by HAHAJKDOTCOM The Detroit Lions have thus far posted a 4-0 record and had two stunning back-to-back, comeback road victories, at Minnesota and Dallas, that have left several people pointing fingers at the NFL’s ...
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AMC Theatres Begin Extending Loans So Families Can Afford To See Movies by HAHAJKDOTCOM With ticket prices approaching $20 in some locations, AMC Theaters announced Thursday morning, in a press release, that they would begin extending small loans to individuals and families looking fo...
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