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The elevator video is touching and deep as well as funny… excellent

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blame it on cain. i loved it. and it was only the first episode?!

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Hey Guy. I just got the e-mail you sent,and the short of “Blame It on Cain” was great! I have a new phrase I am going to start using whenever I am suprised/pissed etc…”What the shit!”

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