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I smell of raw passion and I taste of desire. I hold to the theory that whales would be much cooler looking if they had muscular, human-like arms with classic sailor tattoos, like the "mom" heart, or the anchor. I once read "Of Mice and... more »

I smell of raw passion and I taste of desire.
I hold to the theory that whales would be much cooler looking if they had muscular, human-like arms with classic sailor tattoos, like the "mom" heart, or the anchor.
I once read "Of Mice and Men" backwards because I was bored.
And finally, I'm allergic to apples. « less

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IS THAT ANDRE THE GIANT?

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You're probably not gonna watch it, but here goes anyway . . . check out WAYNE VS THE CONE:

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You're probably not gonna watch it, but here goes anyway . . . check out WAYNE VS THE CONE:

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its an epic live action cartoon about an office worker who gets into some trouble with an inanimate orange traffic cone. And please TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. Thanks!

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“Isn’t it illegal to hunt deer without wearing blaze orange?” wahahahah brilliant !

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Look its the famed tree that has been exiled from the forest...and the sign giving directions to it.

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Test...Test...is this thing on?...No Bono, it's just a sideburn.

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