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Adam Jensen

performed CPR on a beached clam and got my nose pinched for the effort

Adam Jensen
Adam Jensen Adam Jensen

I smell of raw passion and I taste of desire. I hold to the theory that whales would be much cooler looking if they had muscular, human-like arms with classic sailor tattoos, like the "mom" heart, or the anchor. I once read "Of Mice and Men" backwards because I was bored. And finally, I'm allergic to apples.

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