Hello. I'm Adam Jensen.
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30 years old
Last Login: about 6 months ago
Joined: about 1 year ago
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I smell of raw passion and I taste of desire.
I hold to the theory that whales would be much cooler looking if they had muscular, human-like arms with classic sailor tattoos, like the "mom" heart, or the anchor.
I once read "Of Mice and Men" backwards because I was bored.
And finally...
more >I smell of raw passion and I taste of desire.
I hold to the theory that whales would be much cooler looking if they had muscular, human-like arms with classic sailor tattoos, like the "mom" heart, or the anchor.
I once read "Of Mice and Men" backwards because I was bored.
And finally, I'm allergic to apples.
< lessHometown: Appleton, WI
Current City: San Diego
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United States of America
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by Adam Jensen, Thursday April 30, 2009
After having been a member here for quite some time, I decided it would be appropriate for me to finally contribute something, but just as the mood struck i got creative constipation. Now that I've had my mental coffee, cigarrette, and fiber supplement...lets see what happens.
Due to my lack of anything special to discuss, I decided to just relive the dream I had last night.
i was on my bike, a rusty, black beach cruiser, running short on spokes, when my father approached from the rear dress...
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