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GI JOES ARE NOT DOLLS. Termites are not pets. I like muffins better than cup cakes. I'm blind on wednesday. Mondays suck. I'm a professional grade napper. I like to do as little as possible for as long as I can for the most money available at that pay grade. I like to talk through fans. I ...
more >GI JOES ARE NOT DOLLS. Termites are not pets. I like muffins better than cup cakes. I'm blind on wednesday. Mondays suck. I'm a professional grade napper. I like to do as little as possible for as long as I can for the most money available at that pay grade. I like to talk through fans. I like to hold my head out the window of the car to hear the wistle my open mouth makes. I never lick the windows on the short bus because my helmet gets in the way. I like to wear dress socks with sandles and burst out in song at random moments like the elevator or church. If I wore a toupe I'd wear it backwards at least once a week to see the reactions on the faces I meet. I pretend I am James Brown the singer not the foot ball guy on tuesday. Fridays I dress casual-er. I wear a retainer when I'm going out to eat spagetti. I like to bs.
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by Ray-AKA-Grizz-AKA- smoochie smooch., Monday November 2, 2009
I subscribed to twitter about, I don't know, maybe a year ago.
I don't know what I expected, maybe that I would meet people who liked videos and fun stuff and help get the laughter spread around a little bit, you know like minded people.
I now understand that the only people who subscribe to my tweets are whores. Why is that?
Im always getting sunnyflower is now following you on twitter, I click on the profile and Guess what?
Yep a WHORE!
You know I don't understand this? I mean I live in t...
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