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Not very funny.

Q: What is your name? A Q What is your age? A Q What is your favorite way to prepare pineapple? A Q What is your best quality? A Q What is your most lacking quality? A I procrastinate. Q What is your favorite color? A Q When were you born? A Q What color is your areola? A Q Would you like to go out some time? A Q Death or Cake? A Q Koala infestation, yay or nay? A Q How big is your rubber ducky? A Q Are you really in fanlust with David Hewlett? A Q Why haikus? A Q A 42. Q And last but not least. Do you think we're in a recession? If so, what is your opinion of the rebate? Clinton or Obama? A