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Hello. I'm Tom O'Brien.
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Born April 1st, early sixties. VERY early. 1960 to be exact. So again, VERY early sixties. More on this later.
My FAVORITE TIME IN HISTORY: Now.
MY WORST NIGHTMARE: Interrogations.
MY LEAST FAVORITE SPACE TRAVEL: Being shot from a large, spinning magnetized ion field. At nite.
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Born April 1st, early sixties. VERY early. 1960 to be exact. So again, VERY early sixties. More on this later.
My FAVORITE TIME IN HISTORY: Now.
MY WORST NIGHTMARE: Interrogations.
MY LEAST FAVORITE SPACE TRAVEL: Being shot from a large, spinning magnetized ion field. At nite.
Favorite comedy team: Tommy and Rumble, FM99 WNOR Norfolk (internet simulcast).
Favorite Game: Leap Year BINGO.
Favorite food to never eat: Liver.
Favorite day of the week: Today.
Favorite Holiday: Cinco de Junio (the month after Cinco de Mayo in a Leap Year)
Favorite Sport: Olympic Synchronized Bellyflopping < less
Website: www.idon'thaveawebsite.com
Hometown: Saint Louis, Missouri
Current City: Mazurkyville
Country: 
United States of America
URL: funnyordie.com/gottadime
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by Tom O'Brien, Friday September 5, 2008
(Written in crayon by Melba Mazurky, Staff writer for the Mazurky Gazette):
M A Z U R K Y J A Z Z F E S T I V A L
A minute and 37 seconds after the last car left the Ingaddadavidafest parking lot the Mazurky Jazz Feztival Committee began setting up for this venue. So it meant a lot to us.
The Festival was a semi-huge success.
Here's the line-up in the order they were thrown off the stage:
-The Electric Kazoo Olympic Bronze Medalists.
-Figleaf Newton.
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