List Five Things That I'd Like To Get Off My...
Five Things That I'd Like To Get Off My Chest For No Other Reason Than I Now Have An Outlet To Do So
by GoCartMozart
If you really can't believe that's not butter, you should see somebody with the quickness.
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Apple Unveils Preview of New, Larger, F...
Apple Unveils Preview of New, Larger, Folding iPad With Attached Keyboard, Nerd High-Fives Echo All Over Silicon Valley
by GoCartMozart
A larger screen on the iPhone!?! A headphone jack on the bottom?!?! OMG what can they possibly think of next!?
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article NBC Executives Unveil Secret Weapon For...
NBC Executives Unveil Secret Weapon For Fall Season: Time Machine To Make It 1996 Again
by GoCartMozart
What happened to us, Television? We used to be so good together!
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Rating: 100% Funny
List Five things I've concluded regarding th...
Five things I've concluded regarding the Olympics based on hours of viewing and much scholarly research
by GoCartMozart
A little off-topic so late in the year but I found it laying at the bottom of my iPad so now I feel you should be forced to read it...
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Rating: 100% Funny
List Five Thinks That I'd Like Everybody To ...
Five Thinks That I'd Like Everybody To Be Aware Of...
by GoCartMozart
Apocalyptic events, stupid iPhones, asshole dogs and the owners who refuse to train them...
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article New "Total Recall" Promises to be "Sign...
New "Total Recall" Promises to be "Significantly More Terrible Than The Original," Chick With Three Boobs Still In Play
by GoCartMozart
"This movie is newer, shinier, and a few minutes longer than the original, so it's guaranteed to be awesomer."
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Rating: 67% Funny
Picture Next on Non-Ice-Road-Truckers!
Next on Non-Ice-Road-Truckers!
Jimmy "Lonely Bear" Stephens drives in the same direction for what seems like an impossible amount of time! Tune in next week when he bangs a whole bunch of crank and cries alone in his cab before...
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Article Man Who Looks Like John Travolta Turns ...
Man Who Looks Like John Travolta Turns Out to Be Jon Travolta, Onlookers Immediately Disinterested
by GoCartMozart
Is that... i think it's... it looks an awful lot like... it could be...
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Rating: 88% Funny
Article Heat Get Monkey Off Their Back With NBA...
Heat Get Monkey Off Their Back With NBA Finals win, LeBron Tells Mario Chalmers "Get Your F*cking Hands Off My Trophy
by GoCartMozart
The Miami Heat silenced critics last night with their first ever NBA championship. Dwayne Wade says, "Hey, I won one six years ago, remember?"
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Rating: 98% Funny






































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