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This I Hold To Be Self Evident... Your Music Sucks!
This I Hold To Be Self Evident... You Put That Bumper Sticker There Because You Want Me To Read It
This I Hold To Be Self Evident... The City Of Detroit Is An Asshole
This I Hold To Be Self Evident... The Only Thing Lance Armstrong Should Be Punished For Is Making Me Care About Cycling
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Five things I've concluded regarding the Olympics based on hours of viewing and much scholarly research
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