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Apple Unveils Preview of New, Larger, F...

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Apple Unveils Preview of New, Larger, Folding iPad With Attached Keyboard, Nerd High-Fives Echo All Over Silicon Valley by A larger screen on the iPhone!?! A headphone jack on the bottom?!?! OMG what can they possibly think of next!?
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NBC Executives Unveil Secret Weapon For...

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NBC Executives Unveil Secret Weapon For Fall Season: Time Machine To Make It 1996 Again by What happened to us, Television? We used to be so good together!
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Five things I've concluded regarding the Olympics based on hours of viewing and much scholarly research by A little off-topic so late in the year but I found it laying at the bottom of my iPad so now I feel you should be forced to read it...
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Five Thinks That I'd Like Everybody To Be Aware Of... by Apocalyptic events, stupid iPhones, asshole dogs and the owners who refuse to train them...
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5 New Shows From The Producers Of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" by 5 new shows debuting this fall season that make me weep like a fishwife for society at large.
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New "Total Recall" Promises to be "Sign...

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New "Total Recall" Promises to be "Significantly More Terrible Than The Original," Chick With Three Boobs Still In Play by "This movie is newer, shinier, and a few minutes longer than the original, so it's guaranteed to be awesomer."
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Next on Non-Ice-Road-Truckers! Jimmy "Lonely Bear" Stephens drives in the same direction for what seems like an impossible amount of time! Tune in next week when he bangs a whole bunch of crank and cries alone in his cab before... from

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Man Who Looks Like John Travolta Turns ...

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Heat Get Monkey Off Their Back With NBA...

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Heat Get Monkey Off Their Back With NBA Finals win, LeBron Tells Mario Chalmers "Get Your F*cking Hands Off My Trophy by The Miami Heat silenced critics last night with their first ever NBA championship. Dwayne Wade says, "Hey, I won one six years ago, remember?"
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