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Do you live in Los Angeles? Cuz if you do, there is a super secret awesome... more »

Do you live in Los Angeles? Cuz if you do, there is a super secret awesome show happening on December 15th that you should get tickets for...No, don't ask me questions about it. Just buy the damn tickets, show up, and shut up. You wont be disappointed. Have we ever lied to you?

MONDAY DECEMBER 15th
Funny or Die Presents: A Super Secret Awesome Show
@ Largo
366 N. La Cienega Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
310-855-0350
Tix are $25
http://www.largo-la.com/largohome.html

Thank you to everyone who posted suggestions! You all had a lot of great... more »

Thank you to everyone who posted suggestions! You all had a lot of great ideas that are really going to help us improve the caption contest. Keep them coming if you’ve got them.

Hello Captioneers.

Tis I, the dude who reads all your captions every day. I... more »

Hello Captioneers.

Tis I, the dude who reads all your captions every day. I just wanted to take an opportunity to clarify some things and open the floor for suggestions on how to improve the Caption Contest. Here are some clarifications:

- We give out one t-shirt (or hat) a week to the caption contest winner who we feel had the best/most original caption for that week. We will soon have a list of these winners on the Caption Contest page, so everyone will be able to keep track. Makeitdrizzle was last week’s winner, WarpedCorp won the week before that.

- I am aware of die bombing, which is why I literally read every caption submitted. I still take funny votes into account, but I look through all the captions to make sure nothing gets buried. So if you are die-bombing, it’s pointless. If you complain about die-bombing in your caption, it’s even more pointless.

- The caption contest is not a forum. While it may feel unregulated, you’ll notice that the users who insult or attack one another on the caption contest page don’t often win the contest. Keep it civil and have fun, dammit.

That’s all I’ve got. Please feel free to respond to this and let me know how I can make the Caption Contest more fun for everyone.

Thank you kindly,
The Caption Master

olive_juice said:

Now, if we can just get someone to read the captions from... more »

olive_juice said:

Now, if we can just get someone to read the captions from the caption contest and choose a winner based on shit that’s actually funny, we’ll be in business. I’m not sure anyone will ever get over “hamburglar porn”!

Thanks for the feedback! We actually already have someone reading the captions and choosing a winner based on what’s funny!

you choose is based on several factors – views, faves, votes, more... more »

you choose is based on several factors – views, faves, votes, more algorithmic things that smarter people understand. a new video pops in once per hour.