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The Flat-D (stands for flatulence deodorizer) is a high tech filter that was original designed to defend against chemical warfare. Chemical defense suits were originally made of the material. Well, our fine inventor friend noticed that whenever he passed gas in his chemical suit, you couldn't smell it. The Flat-D was born.

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Transcipt from Learning the Lord with Bale Ballentine as broadcast over short wave radio

Transcipt from Learning the Lord with Bale Ballentine as broadcast over short wave radio. Part 2 So God created the earth in 6 days and rests on the 7th. Now if God the almighty needs a rest on Sunday, do you think ya'll should be at the dog races, or drinkin beer watching nascar or any of the other things you do besides resting and coming to church. God wants us to rest and (amen)loud ( amen reverend) Russell please, you aint got to be amen'in at everything.. (im sorry reverend) and he ...