free [free] adj. - enjoying personal rights or liberty, as a person who is not in slavery porn [porn] n. - sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal and [?nd] n. - together with or along with;...
more »free [free] adj. - enjoying personal rights or liberty, as a person who is not in slavery
porn [porn] n. - sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal
and [?nd] n. - together with or along with; in addition to; as well as
pizza [peet?suh] n. - a baked pie of Italian origin consisting of a shallow bread-like crust covered with guido toppings such as seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, sausage, or olives
free porn and pizza [free porn ?nd peet?suh] n. ? a sexually explicit Italian who is not in slavery in addition to a shallow bread-like material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal
chris jackson founded free porn and pizza on accident when he was pissing drunk and dropped his phone in the toilet. what? oh. nevermind. he dropped his phone on purpose. the water began to glow a deep yellow and chris cutjapan emerged from the toilet. jackson thought it was magic, but cutjapan had been digging his way to america from thailand for months. charlie bow witnessed the miracle from behind the shower curtain, where he was hiding in an attempt to disprove a rumor about black people. aaron mliner also witnessed from just outside the window, where he was adjusting his ?pee cam,? as he called it. nobody knew what to make of the situation, but we all knew it was damn funny. we became free porn and pizza, and then evan started following us around. « less
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