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Dany Shimanek

I talk very properly when I'm drunk, slur when I'm sober, and forget what I'm talking about no matter what. I've been told I have a very monotonous voice and this can eff me over sometimes because most people don't understand that I'm usually just effing with them. I'm sorry if I talk about myself all the time. Actually, no, I'm not. I do's what I likes and I likes what I do's. Pretty much, yes. If you'd like a more thorough description of me (written by me as well, obviously), go to my Tumblr. No, I'm not doing shameless self promotion. Maybe.