I love double jack and cokes, being an asshole, my cat, cartoons, and E-40. I work at Spearmint Rhino, Brenna come get a lapdance. I have a roommate that is a partner in crime and another girl lives here that reminds us of the guy on the couch from half-baked. Third time living in Vegas, it keeps sucking me back. I'm very charming and witty. Fuck punctation, being grammatically correct, or having a logical stream of thoughts. My motto Fuck it. (you can take this as a positive outlook) I only give a lap dance. Lap dance everyone. Lap dance everything. Quote inspired by Jon Lajoe "F*** Everything" I need to marry that guy, only fake marry of course.