nahh couldnt be

A 28-year-old woman was asleep in her apartment on Hollywood Court. Suddenly, she felt someone tapping her arm. She woke up and saw a strange man at the foot of her bed. Startled, she jumped out of bed. The strange man said the woman left her back door open, and that’s how he got into the apartment. The woman walked the man to the back door. After he left the apartment, he started running. The woman wanted to call 911 but she couldn’t find her cell phone.

So the woman walked to the corner store, to use the phone and call 911. At the corner store, she saw the same strange man. He was buying some items. The woman thanked the strange man for telling her that her back door was open. Then, she asked the store clerk if she could use the phone. The man started to leave, but then the woman heard her cell phone ringing – inside the man’s pocket. The woman asked him to return her cell phone. The man gave her the phone and told the woman she had learned two lessons today. Then, he took off.

The strange man is described as being 5”11 to 6”4 tall in his late 30s to early 40’s and wearing a blue suit,pasty white skin, a buddha belly, and a rather large afro. the clerk said he goes by the name “Will”

how did i get to this again.

DaveMcBrayer said:

A 28-year-old woman was asleep in her apartment on Hollywood Court. Suddenly, she felt someone tapping her arm. She woke up and saw a strange man at the foot of her bed. Startled, she jumped out of bed. The strange man said the woman left her back door open, and that’s how he got into the apartment. The woman walked the man to the back door. After he left the apartment, he started running. The woman wanted to call 911 but she couldn’t find her cell phone.

So the woman walked to the corner store, to use the phone and call 911. At the corner store, she saw the same strange man. He was buying some items. The woman thanked the strange man for telling her that her back door was open. Then, she asked the store clerk if she could use the phone. The man started to leave, but then the woman heard her cell phone ringing – inside the man’s pocket. The woman asked him to return her cell phone. The man gave her the phone and told the woman she had learned two lessons today. Then, he took off.

The strange man is described as being 5”11 to 6”4 tall in his late 30s to early 40’s and wearing a blue suit,pasty white skin, a buddha belly, and a rather large afro. the clerk said he goes by the name “Will”

ha ha dave