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Emma
Emma

I read that she may have genital herpes. (And we all know that gossip magazines are extremely factual) Shes definitely a hotty, but a little bit spotty.

- posted about 11 months ago
 
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CracktasticLady
CracktasticLady

Meh Jessica Alba and these plastic starlets…If I were a guy,Id be gay,cause Im so hot for Ryan Reynolds…....

- posted about 11 months ago
 
akin_animate
akin_animate

yes, god almighty yes

- posted about 10 months ago
 
ravensfan
ravensfan

mmmmm, Jessica Alba—mmmmm, wait what was the question again?

- posted about 10 months ago
 
akin_animate
akin_animate

Emma said:


I read that she may have genital herpes. (And we all know that gossip magazines are extremely factual) Shes definitely a hotty, but a little bit spotty.

even if it was true who cares.

- posted about 10 months ago
 
blushot
blushot

I personally think Angelina should be #1, then Kate Beckinsale. Then after that Charlize Theron. After that it doesnt really matter. But Jessica is alright if you like pathetic looking chicks I guess

- posted about 9 months ago
 
CarlSpackler
CarlSpackler

herpes.

- posted about 9 months ago
 
akin_animate
akin_animate

blushot said:


I personally think Angelina should be #1, then Kate Beckinsale. Then after that Charlize Theron. After that it doesnt really matter. But Jessica is alright if you like pathetic looking chicks I guess

pathetic!, wait soo…

PS: kate beckinsale “i” dont think shes holds a candle to jessica

- posted about 9 months ago
 
kingdust420
kingdust420

She’s fucking hot, but I don’t need herpes simplex 2.

- posted about 8 months ago
 
CarlSpackler
CarlSpackler

i can’t say i’d bite the herpes bullet just to hit it

- posted about 8 months ago
 
valeriehoney
valeriehoney

But I just can’t believe her profile has found on a lesbian dating site named http://www.femmate.com! It feels like she wants to date a lesbian online!!

- posted about 8 months ago
 
justjokes101
justjokes101

herpes and isn’t she pregnant…oh yea, as Paris Hilton world say “that’s hot”...NOT!!!! I think she need lots of piercings, tattoos or better yet she should get branded…and my own personal favorite body modification is “tongue splitting” like a snake….now that’s hot!!

- posted about 7 months ago
 
TheBrunchClub
TheBrunchClub

She’s an Oak Table. She looks good – shiny, good legs – but at the end of the day she’s wooden.

- posted about 4 months ago
 
DIANNA58
DIANNA58

Jessica Alba is so pretty! Loved her in HONEY! Girl can DANCE!!

- posted about 4 months ago
 
sonnyboo
sonnyboo

Jessica Alba probably rates high enough on the hotness scale that yes, most men would risk STD to have sex with her. My only stipulation is she can’t act or talk…

- posted about 4 months ago
 
Stuart
Stuart

How the hell do these rumors get started?!?

- posted about 1 months ago
 
choco_addict
choco_addict

sonnyboo said:


Jessica Alba probably rates high enough on the hotness scale that yes, most men would risk STD to have sex with her. My only stipulation is she can’t act or talk…

jessica alba is very hot!! yeah even my boyfriend want her!! yeah maybe she’s not that good in acting!!

- posted about 9 days ago
 
Piffany
Piffany

yeah not so good at acting but if a grown man is willing to sleep with her and risk the chance of STD than she is defintely worth the hype!

choco_addict said:


sonnyboo said:


Jessica Alba probably rates high enough on the hotness scale that yes, most men would risk STD to have sex with her. My only stipulation is she can’t act or talk…


jessica alba is very hot!! yeah even my boyfriend want her!! yeah maybe she’s not that good in acting!!

- posted about 8 days ago