STERIODS

I have had enough of steriods! McGwire, Bonds, and now Clemens!!!...and people I know on a personal level. I have a friend who is a hermaphrodite and she just started taking them…and I am afraid this is going to shrink her balls. She works out too much….all the time..a gym junkie…already got jock itch and a yeast infection at the same time….AND MAN IT STUNK!!! Smelled like a balloon that had been put in a Dorito’s bag 2 days mixed with sweat, wet dog, and a fair exhibit, and an old stinky nerf football that had dry rotted because the rain. AND NOW…GENITAL WARTS ON ALL OF HER GENITALIA!!! Goddamn steriods!!!

Allow me to play devils advocate if you will, I think that steroids should be mandatory for all athlete’s in all sports, as they are so widespread and have become common place in every sport the only way anybody will be able to ensure a proper even playing field will be to introduce blanket steroid usage, every person gets the same amount of the same horse hormones, from the consumer point of view this is a winner, how many times have you attended a sports event just to be let down or embarrassed by the relatively poor standard of the event or the lack of spectacle, how many times have you thought to yourself that the players lack the correct motivation or that they need a kick up the backside? Under my rules those days are a thing of the past participants can get that kick in an injection or a patch of some sort, they chose, players and participants can now run faster for longer, heal quicker and jump higher, Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the age of the Superman….the drug addled Superman

Good times indeed. Not sure why a senate hearing is needed for all this, pretty sure there’s bigger fish to fry. (Bigger, faster, stronger juiced-up fish). Heard there’s a plan to ban steroids 100% from horse racing next year…I guess it’s legal in some states now…

hmm I don’t see the big deal really…if they want to do it let them…..I agree with dime…...there is more to worry about right???? Worse drugs…..............let’em beeeeeeee!

CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG AND JUICED-UP? ahem, sorry, the rhino testosterone i bought online is kicking in… amyt57 said:

hmm I don’t see the big deal really…if they want to do it let them…..I agree with dime…...there is more to worry about right???? Worse drugs…..............let’em beeeeeeee!

Mr. O’Brien, you really have to get help. You thought the steroids would improve your odds down at the bingo hall, but you were wrong! How can you live with yourself?

gottadime said:

CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG AND JUICED-UP? ahem, sorry, the rhino testosterone i bought online is kicking in… amyt57 said:

hmm I don’t see the big deal really…if they want to do it let them…..I agree with dime…...there is more to worry about right???? Worse drugs…..............let’em beeeeeeee!

The BINGO dauber gets heavy after the 9th hour….

NoelleD said:

Mr. O’Brien, you really have to get help. You thought the steroids would improve your odds down at the bingo hall, but you were wrong! How can you live with yourself?

gottadime said:

CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG AND JUICED-UP? ahem, sorry, the rhino testosterone i bought online is kicking in… amyt57 said:

hmm I don’t see the big deal really…if they want to do it let them…..I agree with dime…...there is more to worry about right???? Worse drugs…..............let’em beeeeeeee!

Deal with it! I’m sure your wife is disapponted in your bingo balls, as well!!

gottadime said:

The BINGO gets heavy after the 9th hour….

NoelleD said:

Mr. O’Brien, you really have to get help. You thought the steroids would improve your odds down at the bingo hall, but you were wrong! How can you live with yourself?

gottadime said:

CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG AND JUICED-UP? ahem, sorry, the rhino testosterone i bought online is kicking in… amyt57 said:

hmm I don’t see the big deal really…if they want to do it let them…..I agree with dime…...there is more to worry about right???? Worse drugs…..............let’em beeeeeeee!

Steve Mazurky, the famed BINGO champ from circa 1970, was always ready for a heavy dose of coffee beans groundup and mixed in with some rhino-roids for a little hypodermic cocktail. He could BINGO for 8 days straight, sleeping 5 minutes every hour and then daubing away for another 55 minutes…

A BINGO BINGE to go down in history.

gottadime said:

Steve Mazurky, the famed BINGO champ from circa 1970, was always ready for a heavy dose of coffee beans groundup and mixed in with some rhino-roids for a little hypodermic cocktail. He could BINGO for 8 days straight, sleeping 5 minutes every hour and then daubing away for another 55 minutes…

Oh, the BINGO Binge Hinge

NoelleD said:

A BINGO BINGE to go down in history.

gottadime said:

Steve Mazurky, the famed BINGO champ from circa 1970, was always ready for a heavy dose of coffee beans groundup and mixed in with some rhino-roids for a little hypodermic cocktail. He could BINGO for 8 days straight, sleeping 5 minutes every hour and then daubing away for another 55 minutes…