is BINGO a sport?

Of course it isn’t.

If it’s not a sport, then how come so many bingo players use steroids? It’s pretty competitive.

Indeed it tis. So competitive that Steve “Lucky” Mazurky, (Bigmama, Wyoming) admitted to the International BINGO Federation Committee Chairpeople that he once considered raising frogs from the southern Amazon region (psychedellious tadpolius) to put him in a deep coma for 3 hours so he would be refreshed and ready to play BINGO again but his raccoon, named Bingo as well (Mazurky had an indoor pond of over 600 fish, all named Bingo) ate the male and female frogs Mazurky purchased from a black-market amphibian dealer and slept for over five months. The committee dismissed Mazurky with a stern warning to avoid further activities involving amphibians and BINGO.

bingo needs to be regulated by the government to prevent cheating by juicers and centrum silver users.

Don’t forget, Steve “Lucky” Mazurky was fined for inhaling car fumes just before entering the Peking bingo hall in “68.

gottadime said:

Indeed it tis. So competitive that Steve “Lucky” Mazurky, (Bigmama, Wyoming) admitted to the International BINGO Federation Committee Chairpeople that he once considered raising frogs from the southern Amazon region (psychedellious tadpolius) to put him in a deep coma for 3 hours so he would be refreshed and ready to play BINGO again but his raccoon, named Bingo as well (Mazurky had an indoor pond of over 600 fish, all named Bingo) ate the male and female frogs Mazurky purchased from a black-market amphibian dealer and slept for over five months. The committee dismissed Mazurky with a stern warning to avoid further activities involving amphibians and BINGO.

True, he got a Pedestrian Moving Violation fine for Running Behind a Vehicle While Inhaling It’s Fumes (RBVWIIF) as well as BINGO Federation Fine Number “I-31; Inhalants can be fun but they give you a headache and there’s no place for anything inhaled in BINGO except air and dauber fumes.”

NoelleD said:

Don’t forget, Steve “Lucky” Mazurky was fined for inhaling car fumes just before entering the Peking bingo hall in “68.

What happened to the good old days? Bingo players used to rely solely on their Lucky Troll dolls. I agree, government regulation is a must.

unger89 said:

bingo needs to be regulated by the government to prevent cheating by juicers and centrum silver users.

The BINGO Lucky Troll Doll Scandal of 1979 really put an end to the age of innocence in the BINGO industry; the manufacture of BeeGees lookalike troll dolls was a shame. A doggone shame. It ruined the troll ambience and scared many children and animals. And BeeGees.

Does anyone remember when Pam Dawber from “Mork & Mindy” fame, endorsed a line of daubers- Dawber’s Daubers? I’ve been trying to get my hands on one.

Yes! Pam “Free space” Dawber’s Daubers! I think these are available at the Pope Pez Dispenser Convention!

NoelleD said:

Does anyone remember when Pam Dawber from “Mork & Mindy” fame, endorsed a line of daubers- Dawber’s Daubers? I’ve been trying to get my hands on one.

I’ve been at the Pope Pez Dispenser Convention all week! Not a Dawber Dauber in sight! Unfortunately, I came across many bingo players on steroids. They always have bingo cards in hand, and an aggressive gleam in their eyes.

Pretty sure the Dawber Daubers were being sold at a booth where they were selling Vatican lunchboxes and…...I can’t remember….they were selling something else…....

NoelleD said:

I’ve been at the Pope Pez Dispenser Convention all week! Not a Dawber Dauber in sight! Unfortunately, I came across many bingo players on steroids. They always have bingo cards in hand and an aggressive gleam in their eyes.

Those Vatican lunchboxes were $195 each, and they were cheap plastic ones. Didn’t come across any Dawber’s Daubers, as I stated before. I did pick up Pope Water Wings. Great for summertime fun.

gottadime said:

Pretty sure the Dawber Daubers were being sold at a booth where they were selling Vatican lunchboxes and…...I can’t remember….they were selling something else…....

NoelleD said:

I’ve been at the Pope Pez Dispenser Convention all week! Not a Dawber Dauber in sight! Unfortunately, I came across many bingo players on steroids. They always have bingo cards in hand and an aggressive gleam in their eyes.

Would you believe that I actually own a Papal approved Thermos Flask?! I was in Rome 3 months ago and I picked it up on a trip into the Vatican, they sell all kinds of thrash

I know this is neither Bingo or Lunch box related but I thought I’d share this with you

You’re fine Ed, we started with BINGO and it led to the Pope because the Pam “Free space” Dawber’s Daubers were available at the Pope Pez Dispenser Convention. In fact, I remember daubers being sold at the Pope Bobblehead Booth, next to the fountain.

EdRyan said:

Would you believe that I actually own a Papal approved Thermos Flask?! I was in Rome 3 months ago and I picked it up on a trip into the Vatican, they sell all kinds of thrash

I know this is neither Bingo or Lunch box related but I thought I’d share this with you

Pope Water Wings!! What color? White? Vatican Violet? Pope Purple?

NoelleD said:

Those Vatican lunchboxes were $195 each, and they were cheap plastic ones. Didn’t come across any Dawber’s Daubers, as I stated before. I did pick up Pope Water Wings. Great for summertime fun.

gottadime said:

Pretty sure the Dawber Daubers were being sold at a booth where they were selling Vatican lunchboxes and…...I can’t remember….they were selling something else…....

NoelleD said:

I’ve been at the Pope Pez Dispenser Convention all week! Not a Dawber Dauber in sight! Unfortunately, I came across many bingo players on steroids. They always have bingo cards in hand and an aggressive gleam in their eyes.

I couldn’t make up my mind, so I bought “Vatican Violet”, and” Holy Mary Mother Of Christ White.”

gottadime said:

Pope Water Wings!! What color? White? Vatican Violet? Pope Purple?

NoelleD said:

Those Vatican lunchboxes were $195 each, and they were cheap plastic ones. Didn’t come across any Dawber’s Daubers, as I stated before. I did pick up Pope Water Wings. Great for summertime fun.

gottadime said:

Pretty sure the Dawber Daubers were being sold at a booth where they were selling Vatican lunchboxes and…...I can’t remember….they were selling something else…....

NoelleD said:

I’ve been at the Pope Pez Dispenser Convention all week! Not a Dawber Dauber in sight! Unfortunately, I came across many bingo players on steroids. They always have bingo cards in hand and an aggressive gleam in their eyes.

Maybe Ed is trying to start a Papal Approved Thermos Flask Appreciation Week.

gottadime said:

You’re fine Ed, we started with BINGO and it led to the Pope because the Pam “Free space” Dawber’s Daubers were available at the Pope Pez Dispenser Convention. In fact, I remember daubers being sold at the Pope Bobblehead Booth, next to the fountain.

EdRyan said:

Would you believe that I actually own a Papal approved Thermos Flask?! I was in Rome 3 months ago and I picked it up on a trip into the Vatican, they sell all kinds of thrash

I know this is neither Bingo or Lunch box related but I thought I’d share this with you

I’m thinking that warrants 2 weeks, maybe an 18-day period. Thoughts?

NoelleD said:

Maybe Ed is trying to start a Papal Approved Thermos Flask Appreciation Week.

gottadime said:

You’re fine Ed, we started with BINGO and it led to the Pope because the Pam “Free space” Dawber’s Daubers were available at the Pope Pez Dispenser Convention. In fact, I remember daubers being sold at the Pope Bobblehead Booth, next to the fountain.

EdRyan said:

Would you believe that I actually own a Papal approved Thermos Flask?! I was in Rome 3 months ago and I picked it up on a trip into the Vatican, they sell all kinds of thrash

I know this is neither Bingo or Lunch box related but I thought I’d share this with you

Papal Approved Thermos Flask Appreciation Week That Actually Lasts For Two. It starts tomorrow!!!!!

gottadime said:

I’m thinking that warrants 2 weeks, maybe an 18-day period. Thoughts?

NoelleD said:

Maybe Ed is trying to start a Papal Approved Thermos Flask Appreciation Week.

gottadime said:

You’re fine Ed, we started with BINGO and it led to the Pope because the Pam “Free space” Dawber’s Daubers were available at the Pope Pez Dispenser Convention. In fact, I remember daubers being sold at the Pope Bobblehead Booth, next to the fountain.

EdRyan said:

Would you believe that I actually own a Papal approved Thermos Flask?! I was in Rome 3 months ago and I picked it up on a trip into the Vatican, they sell all kinds of thrash

I know this is neither Bingo or Lunch box related but I thought I’d share this with you

I’ll get the International BINGO Announcer Relief Fund (IBARF) to spread the word about PATFAW.

NoelleD said:

Papal Approved Thermos Flask Appreciation Week That Actually Lasts For Two. It starts tomorrow!!!!!

gottadime said:

I’m thinking that warrants 2 weeks, maybe an 18-day period. Thoughts?

NoelleD said:

Maybe Ed is trying to start a Papal Approved Thermos Flask Appreciation Week.

gottadime said:

You’re fine Ed, we started with BINGO and it led to the Pope because the Pam “Free space” Dawber’s Daubers were available at the Pope Pez Dispenser Convention. In fact, I remember daubers being sold at the Pope Bobblehead Booth, next to the fountain.

EdRyan said:

Would you believe that I actually own a Papal approved Thermos Flask?! I was in Rome 3 months ago and I picked it up on a trip into the Vatican, they sell all kinds of thrash

I know this is neither Bingo or Lunch box related but I thought I’d share this with you

Sorry, BARF is out of commission until the next Leap Year.

PATFAW needs advertising…

I know- a mass e-mail? Roman Catholics, only?

I’ll get the Popester right on it.

NoelleD said:

I know- a mass e-mail? Roman Catholics, only?