No Gefilte Fish At Danbury Prison!

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Do our courts have nothing better to do with their time?

Right now there is a case in federal court, brought on by Agnes Kole.

Agnes is a New Jersey transplant, who currently resides in Danbury prison. She’s there serving a 20 year sentence for heroin trafficking.

But poor Agnes, who is Jewish, feels the officials are being unfair. It seems during Passover this year, they cut the commissary items they could purchase to snack on from $260 to $100 and-then, the bastards- cut the selection from 12 items to 5.

This is the ‘snack shop’ we’re talking here folks. They still serve kosher meals to all of the inmates who want it a full 3 squares a day.

First of all, Agee baby, you’re in FUCKING prison. You are not any longer at your private tennis club in Bayonne. You are there for drug trafficking. Heroin, Ag.

Did it once cross your mind when you were running your ‘Kole’s Krack Shack’ there could be a few repercussions that could include, but not limited to, a penalty so your little snacks might be somewhat restricted? Are you also distressed they’re not serving you cookies and milk at bedtime?

I read this shit and just want to waterboard this bitch.

Ag- if you cannot survive on the 5 things left (which includes macaroons and 2 kinds of chocolate), I’m sorry.

But the fact you used to be able to buy Salmon makes me a whole lot more upset.

We have law abiding citizens who can’t afford to put Lucky Charms in their kid’s stomachs—and we’re supposed to care about your fat drug dealing ass while you’re in prison?

Oy Vie!

Editor's note- It took the Judge 1 hour to decide 5 choices was enough for snacks.

Agnes’ court appointed attorney was ‘disappointed’ and had yet to relay the bad news to his starving client.

You may send your Salmon donations to A Krol, c/o Danbury Prsion, Danbury, CT.

I’m sure she’d appreciated it.

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