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justjokes101
justjokes101

Dudes or Dems…count Florida and Michigan voters..dead, alive or on life support. BTW I’ll take Florida’s Indian casinos and you can have Californias 4 richest tribes[out of over 100 Ca. tribes with most having no gambling income]. Tell OJ Simpson to send the 1.5 million he owes Ca. and we would like Tiger Woods, Serena and Vanessa Williams back as Ca. residents and tell them to bring the 10’s of millions state income taxes they’ve avoided being Florida residents…AND we have MICKEY MOUSE. Raul Castro for dictator of Florida sounds good to me..

- posted about 3 months ago
 
lily18
lily18

That is nice, we need to get counted. Or I will cut off all Disney and Universal rides. Or we will purposely hog all the rides in Orlando. Or I am am making the “Haunted Mansion” thing extremely scary. Or I will….threats did not work in the last election, and I keep getting edited so wtf bother?

- posted about 3 months ago
 
lily18
lily18

I told Hillary to get her own dang votes counted. If they can do them correctly on “American Idol” they should be capable of deciding FL and MI.

- posted about 3 months ago